happy easter everyone! ladies, celebrate this holiday by dyeing and painting your ovaries pretty colors
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
its impossible to watch this and be sad
*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was