wake up america
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
danny’s dick game was so strong
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."