catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
my idea of a hot date
I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them?
I mean shit bro are we really that rare
show me a man who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.
show me a woman who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.
I think they found each other’s soul mates, guys.
I ship it
i had no idea that there were guys that would like this i need to get out more
the problem is that they’re not out either
if u wouldn’t fuck john f kennedy u are a damn liar
i wanted to say “bang” but i felt like it might still be too soon
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING
He could just break a window.
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER